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Nutters Inc.

My name is Rebecca. I hope you like my blog. Feel free to leave me an ask or talk to me.
Jul 26 '14
Jul 26 '14

Anonymous asked:

Why is the book so successful? Because, as in EVERY FUCKING GOOD STORY, 2 completely different sides bump into eachother. It's thrilling. A book about an experienced girl who meets Mr Grey is a far more uninteresting story than that. It wouldn't sell

fuckyeahsexpositivity:

5 Ways 50 Shades Could Still Have Been Compelling Without Involving Christian Grey Dropping The Ball on Educating Ana About How Kink Works:

  1. Ana and Christian meet at a munch. Ana is new to this shit but eager to learn, Christian has had several past subs who he liked but ultimately didn’t click with. Christian and Ana work out a dynamic together that includes exciting new things as their relationship evolves.
  2. After a couple of dates with Ana and determining that things are fairly serious, Christian shows Ana his Red Room of Pain. Ana has a lot of misconceptions about kink that Christian clears up, and they slowly incorporate kink into their vanilla sex life as Ana realizes that hey, she actually enjoys this.
  3. Ana is an experienced submissive, Christian is a newbie dom. Tension as Ana teaches Christian to find his own way to be dominant while still maintaining their power dynamic.
  4. Ana is a newbie domme, Christian is an experienced sub. Ana learns about herself and what she likes through her hot, kinky sex with Christian.
  5. Ana is an experienced sub, Christian is an experienced dom. Drama is derived from an asshole in the community, from them trying something new and having it go wrong in some way, from having to keep it from their families, from their car breaking down with a tentacle chair with tying points in the trunk, from literally anything else but “yeah, go check out Wikipedia, Ana, that’s all the education I’m going to give you.”

Oh, my, look how easy that was.

—BB

Jul 26 '14
imaproudassbutt:

gross sobbing extremo

imaproudassbutt:

gross sobbing extremo

Jul 26 '14
homestuckshitquoteunquoteart:

nozh-ou:

dropdeadjune:

avengent:

tiimber:

for anyone who doesn’t know: i am transsexual. obviously, female-to-male. i have been on testosterone since 03/22/2012, and living as male full-time since i was 15. now that that’s out of the way, i would like to reach out to everyone and anyone i can. due to improper binding for several years, i have developed costochondritis. it is a painful condition, and regardless of my dysphoria, top surgery is a necessity because of this. i have found a local surgeon who will work with me at an all-inclusive price of $6790. this seems impossible as i’m dealing with traffic court fees and still looking for a job. i can’t do it without help. i need the surgery asap to prevent from further damaging my body, so i’m trying to raise money to pay for it. i set up a gofundme.com page, but i also have an etsy where deseree and i sell what we make. i would prefer to sell things instead of get donations because at least then i can feel like i gave something back. i’ll post the links at the end of this novel lol. if anyone could share this or help out, or knows someone who could, please pass this along. it would mean the world to me.
-timbermy shopgofundme

If some dude can raise a shit ton of money for fucking potato salad, we can get this guy a surgery he actually needs.

signal boosting the shit out of this because he really deserves the surgery

if yall can raise 17k for a shitty tumblr con then im sure as hell we can help him out. signal boost this out to the world

extreme signal boost

homestuckshitquoteunquoteart:

nozh-ou:

dropdeadjune:

avengent:

tiimber:

for anyone who doesn’t know:
i am transsexual. obviously, female-to-male. i have been on testosterone since 03/22/2012, and living as male full-time since i was 15.
now that that’s out of the way, i would like to reach out to everyone and anyone i can. due to improper binding for several years, i have developed costochondritis. it is a painful condition, and regardless of my dysphoria, top surgery is a necessity because of this.
i have found a local surgeon who will work with me at an all-inclusive price of $6790. this seems impossible as i’m dealing with traffic court fees and still looking for a job. i can’t do it without help. i need the surgery asap to prevent from further damaging my body, so i’m trying to raise money to pay for it.
i set up a gofundme.com page, but i also have an etsy where deseree and i sell what we make. i would prefer to sell things instead of get donations because at least then i can feel like i gave something back. i’ll post the links at the end of this novel lol.
if anyone could share this or help out, or knows someone who could, please pass this along. it would mean the world to me.

-timber
my shop
gofundme

If some dude can raise a shit ton of money for fucking potato salad, we can get this guy a surgery he actually needs.

signal boosting the shit out of this because he really deserves the surgery

if yall can raise 17k for a shitty tumblr con then im sure as hell we can help him out. signal boost this out to the world

extreme signal boost

Jul 26 '14

snaxattacks:

our-savior-the-glow-cloud:

turntechdave:

spatsula:

dardanos:

actualmioda:

Why bring back old memes when we can back this song?

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2004 is calling me… whispering

numa numa yay

the funny thing about this is I sincerely have followers that were born in the same month i discovered this flash video on newgrounds

fuuccckk I completely erased all memory of newgrounds.

Oh man this was my favorite song in 8th grade.

Jul 26 '14
lolilpoblog:

So, heres the painting!!

lolilpoblog:

So, heres the painting!!

Jul 26 '14
Jul 26 '14
hiddlesbatchlove:

forever-falling-forward:

platredeparis:

bnycolew:

mannysiege:

Progress

What

Imma just let this sit here

MOTHA FUCKIN SCIENCE

sources:
Engagdget
DailyTech
CBS

hiddlesbatchlove:

forever-falling-forward:

platredeparis:

bnycolew:

mannysiege:

Progress

What

Imma just let this sit here

MOTHA FUCKIN SCIENCE

sources:

Engagdget

DailyTech

CBS

(Source: mannysiege)

Jul 26 '14

atopfourthwall:

linkarafans:

braincomputationmachine:

Next on “Linkara’s Whiteboard”. Fat Grandma Conspiracy.

Nice catch! - Dame

Surprising that took so long for people to catch.

Jul 26 '14

Anonymous asked:

you look fucking stupid in a dress, DUDE

dajo42:

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come closer one second

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little closer

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okay close enough

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i have a simple question: which of us is wearing a crown?

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that would be me.

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do you know what this crown means?

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it means i look fucking cute

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and you’re the human embodiment of a sore butt

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now as your fucking queen, i royally declare

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that i am beautiful and you are a listerine enema